Today

Earlier today, I went to mow my grandparents’ lawn. When I was about halfway done mowing the lawn, my moron brothers came over with the leaf blower. Ben was on his bike and Hank was on his rollerblades using the blower to propel him. Then a little while later, they went home and came back with the weedwacker. And being the morons they are, they started playing around with it turned on. And then we had to go in for a bit because it started hailing. When it stopped, they went home and got their kites that have been unopened for about six years and came back. Ben opened his kite, had me put it together, and tried using it, but it was too windy.